Wait…it’s almost Christmas already?
Notice anything? Or, rather, maybe you don’t notice anything? Like maybe a severe lack of updates? I knew the holidays were going to be chaotic, they always are, but good lordy are they ten-times crazier with a newborn around the house! I’m honestly not sure how folks kept up with Christmas before Amazon.com was around. […]
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Captain FPP: Why Aren’t They Born with a Mastery of the English Language?!
I’d love to tell you that the face above is the face of our child 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, but if you believed that, I’d also have a bridge to sell you and let you know that the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary. The truth of the matter is, eventually […]
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DCDT Review: Citrus Lane, December Box
As I mentioned in my last post about Citrus Lane, my wife and I decided to sign up for six months of Citrus Lane. In an attempt to further justify our purchase, I figured I would review the contents of each box as they come in every month. Hopefully, I’ll help someone make a choice […]
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What I’m Thankful For, 2014 DCDT Edition
Not a huge post coming tonight, but it’s been a few weeks since I’ve blogged (something I swore I wouldn’t do). Who would have ever thought that having a newborn would mean there was less time to do things like update the few of you that actually read this blog! We’re almost to the one […]
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Two Week Update – Holy Crap
Two weeks down. Two blurred, sleepy, fussy weeks. And I wouldn’t change a thing. So…babies are a lot of work. I’m fully aware that we were told that for the past 9 months, but I’m not entirely sure there is any advice that can be given that can truly prepare you for having a baby. […]
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The Worst Case of “The Sunday Blues”…Ever.
Normally, Sunday evening rolls around, and most folks get that all-too-familiar feeling of dread. I’m sure you’re familiar with that feeling, right? You know that in a few short hours, you’ll crawl out of the warmth of your comfortable bed, drag yourself into the shower, put on two different socks, spill half of your coffee […]
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Seriously…why DON’T they tell you these things?!
You know the one thing I never thought I’d say, writing this blog? “I should have listened to my wife.” Throughout the majority of MOMFC’s pregnancy, my inner-cheapskate really become one with itself when it came to buying stuff for this kid. Did we really need another box of diapers? Is he really going to poop […]
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Welcome to the World, Baby Noah!
Yeah…about that scheduled induction… For anyone following along at home, as of October 26th, we were still without our little guy. Facing less than five days until her due date, MOMFC was told that they would be inducing her on a scheduled date, because our little butt-munch just didn’t want to budge. Thursday, October 30th, […]
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DCDT Review: DadGear Backpack Diaper Bag
In 5 days, or however many (or few) days Baby Egolf takes to join us, MOMFC is planning on carrying around this incredibly manly diaper bag. Sadly, I’m afraid that’s just not going to fly in DCDT Land (let along the fact that I’ll never be able to find an outfit that matches that bag). […]
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Monthly Toys Before He’s Even Here!
I’m like a college freshman signing up for credit cards just to get a t-shirt when it comes to the monthly box subscriptions. I’m willing to try just about any subscription, to at least see if it’s worth it for a month or two, so when Citrus Lane was brought to my attention, I gave it […]
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